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Lady Penelope

Acoustic PopPiano PopPop Ballad

Lady Penelope is a current Alderidge student artist known for pairing acoustic pop with sharp, satirical songwriting. Her work blends catchy, stripped-back arrangements with lyrics that take aim at campus life, relationships, social expectations, and whatever else happens to catch her attention.

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Loving You (in Theory)

Written ByPenelope Leadale
VocalsPenelope Leadale
Produced ByPenelope Leadale
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This track was created using Suno and AI-generated vocals. Lyrics were created by STAG Radio with AI assistance.

Lyrics

You always looked so lovely
From the other side of town
You were thoughtful in a doorway
And charming with a crowd

You knew exactly what to say
When somebody else could hear
It was loving you in private
That made everything less clear

You were better in the telling
Better written than believed
I could make you almost perfect
With the parts I chose to leave

Loving you in theory
Was easier by far
You were beautiful in sentences
And difficult in arms

Loving you in theory
Made everything make sense
Such a lovely little fiction
Till I had to live in it

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My Deepest Sympathies

Written ByPenelope Leadale
VocalsPenelope Leadale
Produced ByPenelope Leadale
AI Disclosure

This track was created using Suno and AI-generated vocals. Lyrics were created by STAG Radio with AI assistance.

Lyrics

I saw you sitting next to him
He looked unusually attentive
He touched your hand, he held your gaze
The man can be quite convincing

He’ll tell you no one understands
The things he’s had to carry
He always makes his damage sound
So terribly extraordinary

I nearly came to warn you
But that would spoil the view
Some lessons sound like jealousy
Until they happen to you

My deepest sympathies
You’ll understand in time
He’ll call it being complicated
You’ll call it losing your mind

My deepest sympathies
I know how sweet he seems
He’s very good at making promises
He never plans to keep

At first he’ll answer every call
And ask about your mother
He’ll say he’s never felt this way
Not quite like with the others

Then slowly, all the little things
Will somehow need explaining
The hours gone, the sudden cold
The nights you spend at home alone

You’ll ask him what’s wrong
He’ll say you’re looking far too deep
Then hold you close and kiss your head
So neither one of you can sleep

My deepest sympathies
You’ll understand in time
He’ll call it needing freedom
While taking all of yours away

My deepest sympathies
I know how kind he sounds
He’s very good at lifting you
Then setting you back down

He’ll miss your birthday by a day
Then blame the week he’s having
He’ll bring you flowers after fights
And call the whole thing passion

He’ll say he hates to see you cry
As though he had no part in it
Then make you feel unreasonable
For asking where his heart has been

And when you start to doubt yourself
He’ll swear that you’re confused
He has a gift for making guilt
Look lovely when it’s used

I used to think I’d be the one
Who made him finally honest
A rather sweet ambition
Not exactly my smartest

I’m sorry you got mixed up with him
Even if this song sounds cruel
You’re not a fool for loving him
Trust me, I did it too

My deepest sympathies
You’ll understand by spring
He’ll tell you that he tried his best
As though that fixes everything

My deepest sympathies
I’ve stood where you now stand
Waiting for a better man
He was never going to be

My deepest sympathies
There’s nothing left to prove
One day you’ll stop forgiving him
And start forgiving you

So keep the flowers if you like
They do look lovely in the room
Just don’t mistake an apology
For proof that any of it is real